you can come in to heaven.
first one says joan of ark,she was good i'll like to be her. st peter waves her in.
the second said flowrence knightingale she looked after people i would like to be her. st peter waved her in.
the third said sara pipeliney. st peter said i've not heard of her, wait there and i'll check it out. two hours later st peter returns, saying he has no reference of this sara pipeliney,and could she help. to which she put her hand inside her waistband, and produced a f olded piece of paper which she gave to st peter. he unfolded it, was a newspaper headline which read
SAHARA PIPELINE LAYED BY SIXTY MEN IN THREE DAYS.
2007-08-16 00:23:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three virgins at the gate st peter
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2007-08-19 10:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by Fillia J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
image taken in the time of WW II exhibits all around st Paul's burning and then the remarkable dome showing above the rubble. The British human beings worked complicated to shop ST Paul's and Prince Charles and Princess Diana have been given married there in 1981.
2016-11-12 11:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-08-16 02:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by suble 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOPS........ A GOOD ONE
Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car!
2007-08-16 00:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol dirty
i like it
2007-08-16 03:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahh
had to read last bit twice
but worth it
2007-08-16 00:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
best joke i've heard in ages
2007-08-16 03:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have GOT to remember that one!!
2007-08-16 00:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by Chefdoc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
that cheered me up a little =]
=D
2007-08-16 00:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaa, naughty naughty, who have you been taking lessons from????
Keep them coming, pmsl
2007-08-16 04:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋