Is this a medical breakthrough?

Question

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will
be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never
knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ***
kicked.

I'm being funny with this, it's not serious, gees, some people!!

Dr Frank, go away - It's funny.

You should know that laughter's the best medicine. Huh, call yourself a doctor?

Answer 1

Dr. Frank I see your sense of humour bypass worked!

Answer 2

I'll have to give it a go. It sounds like the answer to all of my prayers. I knew red wine was beneficial for the heart but didn't kow about the benefits of white wine. Thank you so much for bringing this very important matter to my attention.

Answer 3

The Theory that wine is good for health is promoted by Wine Manufacturing Companies.There is no scientific evidence for this.Wine is a good stimulent and it is harmful to health and purse.

Answer 4

the thing i have found when the doctor prescribes white wine is that each morning i wake up with a terrible headache, i much prefer it when he prescribes a bottle of smirnoff triple destilled, bottle of lemonade, and a packet of dorito chips n dips!!!!! no headache and it works just the same!!!!! hee hee

Answer 5

I've made an appointment to see my doc! If he doesn't give me the white wine I so clearly need, I will just go to another

Answer 6

everybody know that the best alcohol is Jamaican Rum, you will become unaware of yourself, completely relaxed in a gutter, dance like a retard? you unable to stand on your feet.
You are in extreme danger!

Answer 7

Didn't answer yes to the questions, but to hell with that, I like white wine.

Answer 8

I personally think your theory is bollocks, everyone knows a good Canadian or Tennessee Whiskey is much better at treating shyness. LOL

Answer 9

What a total waste of a page in cyberspace!

Answer 10

It was very funny, I'm glad you made the question sound serious though. Ahh it's all so true as well.