Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"
"Get outta here," said Clark.
"No I'm serious, watch me."
Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.
"I can't believe it." Said Tom.
"I know you should try it Tom."
So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
"Superman you're an asshole when you're drunk." said the security guard.
2007-08-15 22:56:05 · 6 answers · asked by Kinkerbell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before but still funny
2007-08-15 23:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this joke back in the 70's in school, but it had Jimmy, Lois and Perry playing a real cruel joke on a new employee.
By the way Superman can't get drunk! But he can get high when he flys.
2007-08-19 14:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by mitchell2020 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but doesn't everyone think Luck Dragon is copying me a little?
2007-08-15 23:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version but still great.
2007-08-15 23:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2007-08-16 00:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-15 23:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋