A Catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotions.
"What do you have to look forward to in terms of being promoted?" asked the rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the rabbi.
"Well, next I can become a bishop."
"Yes, and then?"
"If I work real hard and do a good job as bishop, it's possible for me to become an archbishop.""OK, then what?"
Exasperated, the priest replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a cardinal."
"And then?"
Growing angry, the priest responded, "Well, with lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work, if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?"
"Good grief!" shouted the priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," responded the rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
2007-08-15 22:30:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello, friend!! (sneaky way to get an email to ya, huh?) Here's a joke I have wanted to share with you:
A priest has been visiting sick parishioners, so is running late getting back to the monastery, plus he's on foot. As he anxiously waits for a red light to change in a seedy part of town, he is approached by a lady of the night. "Father", she says, "there's a special today - only 30 bucks for a quickie." The priest is speechless..but is saved when the light turns, so he hurries across the street. A couple of blocks later, another scantilly clad woman approaches. "Father", she begins. "Yes, child, how can I help you?" he inquires. "Well, I thought I'd help you, Father. This week it's only 30 dollars for a quickie." He backs away, looking rather flustered. When he finally reaches the monastery, he rushes through the door in relief. Just then, one of the nuns walks quietly by. "Sister, wait! I have a question." he calls. "Yes, Father, what is it?" she asks. "WHAT is a quickie?!?" he pleads. With a look of shock, she retorts, "30 bucks, just like downtown!!"
I've never posted this, thought you might like to fine tune it and add it to your collection. :-) bbjo.
2007-08-20 22:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha...
Aim for the sky and shoot the stars... Good one. Can be taken as an inspirational quote too.
Thanx. I take it as an inspirational quote.
Ow... And yu get a star for this.
2007-08-16 00:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!
2007-08-21 01:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Only Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good thing that there can only be one true God otherwise there would never be any peace in the world. There would only be chaos.At least oneday there will be only peace :)
2007-08-16 05:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2015-09-20 07:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by charz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋