A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ....."
He sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
2007-08-15 22:28:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Not bad at all... here's a star...
2007-08-16 00:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-08-21 08:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by Only Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 8 year old step daughter came to me yesterday in a panic;looks at me and says"mom I think I broke my tooth!Will you look at it for me?" I look at the tooth and it appears to be fine.Then she looks at me and says"but its wiggley!" I just looked at her and said" them blonde roots must go really deep because its only a baby tooth getting ready to come out;and you have already lost 6!!!"
2007-08-16 12:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay, a blonde joke i'd never heard before!
2007-08-16 05:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-08-16 09:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by gen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE THAT'S HILARIOUS 10/10
2007-08-16 07:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xDD thats a great one, I loved it. Star for you.
2007-08-16 06:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! good one! cracked me up!
2007-08-16 05:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Triple A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! I have a daughter who acts like that sometimes... thanks for the laugh! :-) bbjo.
2007-08-21 05:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2007-08-21 13:18:37 · answer #10 · answered by nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋