1]DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
2]Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
2007-08-15 21:35:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, loved them ;)
2007-08-15 21:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mahiwagang Saging 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those people who get into worry in all probability can't help ourselves. and a superb type of people seem to like to dread the nervous element. We enter a trance of worry, or replace into entranced by reactions of worry. religious devotion is in many situations or frequently consistent with worry. i've got began examining an previous e book i got here across at a wierd save interior of reach some weeks in the past: Self Hypnotism - The technique and its Use in on a daily basis residing, by Leslie M. LeCron i'm looking it alluring, and that i think of the critical concept is real - that we human beings many times enter trances each and all of the time, on a daily basis, as quickly as we are centred on something heavily, looking at television or video clips, listening to super music, engrossed in a verbal substitute, or intensely offended or in some incorrect way disappointed. So considering the fact that we fall into those trances besides, the belief could be to paintings on advertising fit, greater efficient trances. edit> i'm making a huge distinction right here between actual worry, and excitement (it particularly is what, imo, the respond under is describing).
2016-12-15 16:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also like
You're flying a kite in the park, and a stranger walks up...
Stupid Question: Whatcha doin? Flyin a kite?
Answer: Nope, fishin for birds.
2007-08-16 05:06:50 · answer #3 · answered by passionatemilf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the acid replies; would like to see more. Seen the anagrams before.
Worth a star.
2007-08-15 23:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got bitten by a dog and owner ask gosh r u alright .
answer. how does it looks like professor knucklehead . or say well let your dog bite your bum and see it yourself pal whetehr u r alright or not .
lmaooooooooooooooo
2007-08-15 21:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
If some people didn't speak in cliches they would have nothing to say
2007-08-15 22:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-08-15 21:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its a coincidence or what i really enjoyed it especially about the George Bush LOL hahahah start though LOLLOLOLOLOLOL "piece of chalk" LOL
2007-08-15 21:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh
2007-08-15 21:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Patrick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I suppose kinda funny, could have been done better.
2007-08-15 23:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋