1]An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks " What do they do here ?" He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of day." The man does not like sound of that at all.
So he moves on....
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here ?"
He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells-why are there so many people waiting
2007-08-15 21:25:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because there was no punchline.
2007-08-15 21:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What the hell happened to the rest?Didn't you know there was a 1000 word limit?
Wait guys,I think I found the rest.I will put it here since the poster didn't add the rest.
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Indian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
2007-08-16 04:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Xenodaime Hizumi 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D I am rolling on da floor rite now! U got my stomach hurting from laughing so hard so here is a star for u!
2007-08-16 13:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps they were trying to curry favour with the devil?
2007-08-16 05:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i missed the punch line somewhere.
2007-08-16 06:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...this is a good one i cant figure it out u get a star
2007-08-16 04:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-16 04:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
err
2007-08-19 17:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by Sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being dead they don't have anything better to do
2007-08-16 08:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the punchline is where?!
2007-08-16 04:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by Robert268 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋