Could god make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
2007-08-15 21:01:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
10 points to the first person who can figure this question out. "Could Jesus Microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
2007-08-15 21:09:30 · update #1
No one gets this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am agnostic FYI but this is a joke question from something first to figure it out gets 10 points and if no one figures it out 10 to my fav answer.
2007-08-20 18:20:11 · update #2
Isaiah 32:47-50 (The Lost Verses)
And beholdeth, He drew the burrito from the bargain bin at Aunt Flossie's Truck Stop. Lo, he opened the wrapper of foil and putteth the burrito upon the rotating dish. He microwaved on high and when he tooketh the first bite, he did say "Damn." Only it soundethed more like "Duuum." For he burned the roof of his mouth for our transgressions, he scarred his tongue for our sins.
2007-08-15 21:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
D S,
Your argument is circular and if the point of it is that God is not all-powerful there is a fallacy to your argument. First God does not need to eat- and secondly God does things with purpose and there would be no reasonable purpose to make a burrito so hot that he could not consume it. God has done enough things: such as creating mountains, seas, space (things which we have yet to completely unravel) which show His wisdom and power. And so God does not need to prove Himself to anyone (by making a burrito or giving in to any of man's whims) -- the Bible actually clearly says that we can look at Creation and know that God created the world.
Even if God did not make a burrito so hot that no one could consume it- no one else could make a burrito so hot that God could not consume it. In short, no one is greater than God and no matter how wise you think your argument is-- God who judges men's hearts also says that: the fool has said in his heart there is no God. The Bible talks about those who choose to worship the creature rather than the Creator and it says that professing to be wise they became fools,and their understanding was darkened.
i say this to you to implore you to be wise and not foolish.
Kindly,
Nickster
2007-08-16 04:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Nickster 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All things are possible through God even the impossible. Cute! Tempt not your God. Or mine.
2007-08-21 12:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The god people on earth deal with doesnt deal with the extremes.
2007-08-16 04:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Antichrist 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God dosn't need to eat
2007-08-16 04:09:03 · answer #5 · answered by RandomChick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes but chuck norris was able to eat it. "IN YA FACE ALMIGHTY" said chuck
2007-08-16 04:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by otis spunkmeyer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is someone forcing him to eat it this question is pointless good luck
2007-08-16 04:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes but then he could still eat it if he wants
2007-08-16 04:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
no
god doesnt eat them
2007-08-16 04:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by walter e 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is the point of your question?????
2007-08-16 04:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋