A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"
2007-08-15 19:39:46 · 14 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The priest forgot to mention that it was to be used on wet areas........... as for the rest of his explanation,..... hehehehehe
2007-08-15 19:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhh Loved it. lol Thank you for sharing
2007-08-15 19:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
Thats something I would love to witness.
2007-08-23 03:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by music=life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that many many times, but still funny up to date!
2007-08-21 16:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajaja... marvelous little instrument, you deserve the star, hilarious!!
2007-08-15 19:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by *-meme-* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy star for u ps, lov ya
2007-08-15 20:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-08-23 01:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA pretty funny! First answer gets best answer.
2007-08-15 19:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah very honest!!! Star though
2007-08-15 19:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!! a star is born
2007-08-21 04:02:18 · answer #10 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋