so a man arrives at the pearly gates. the man walks over to st. peter and asks "is there any place around here to have a smoke?". st. peter answers "no.". then the man asks "is there any place around here for a man to get a drink?" again st. peter replies "no." now the man is kinda frustrated but he asks st. peter one more question. "is there a place for a man to get fcked around here?" st. peter looks at the man for a few seconds and then motions for the man to follow him. as they are walking, st. peter tells the man "now that i think of it, there is such a place where you can smoke, drink, and fck all the time." the man looks at st. peter with wide eyes and sais "well what are you waitin for? show me this place!" so the two come upon a small tv. st. peter pops in a tape and the screen shows people smokin, drinkin, and fckin everywhere. the man looks at st. peter and sais "god damn! send me to that place!" the next thing the man knows, he is looking at nothing but fire and death.
2007-08-15 17:37:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the man then turns to see the devil walking towards him with a wide smile. the man asks the devil "why the fck am i in hell?" the devil leans over and replies "that was a good demo tape wasnt it?"
2007-08-15 17:38:39 · update #1
haha, i liked that one!! :)
2007-08-15 17:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by niiice kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha....funny
Here's one for yo u
A policeman noticed a drunk man stumbling around in a parking lot, weaving around and holding a set of car keys in front of him.
"What seems to be the problem?" the officer asked.
"Sshhomebody shtole my car!" the drunk complained.
"Where's the last place you saw your car?" the officer questioned, rolling his eyes.
"Right on the end of thissh here key!!" the drunk responded.
Then the officer noticed that the drunk man's fly was unzipped and he was "hanging out".
"Um, sir," the officer said, "did you notice you're exposing yourself?"
The drunk looked down at himself and exclaimed,
"Son of a gun!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-23 15:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 00:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great advertisement!! Star!!
2007-08-16 01:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that could be considered funny.
2007-08-22 18:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://digilander.libero.it/gimasiscom/_private/Beavis%20And%20Butthead%20%20-%20Laugh.mp3
2007-08-21 23:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny.. you get a star
2007-08-23 10:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-08-23 18:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!....i liked that one!!
2007-08-16 02:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ii L0v3 Mii Liif3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was a funny joke!! :-)
2007-08-23 06:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋