why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's liscense??
because she thought she got an "F" in sex
get it????
so what do u think????
p.s. no offense to any blondes out there)
2007-08-15 17:15:27 · 42 answers · asked by x_LITTLE_RED_♥_MCR_x 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry- i didnt mean to post it in R&S....i accidently clicked it....
2007-08-15 17:21:12 · update #1
I don't blame you for not putting that in jokes and riddles *God Bless*
2007-08-15 17:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO- Here's some more for your enjoyment, don't worry about offense, they probably dont know what that is anyway, hehehehe.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Or, A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
2007-08-15 17:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Master Jedi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke though it is rather unkind. I had heard a betterone . A child of a divorcee asked mother the reason for the separation . When the mom was rather reluctant the child voluteered,"I know Papa left you for you got F in sex . See your driving licence.
It contains the underlying of the joke and yet it is a pure and simple joke. No slanted mischif.
2007-08-15 17:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, that's really crude.
Second off, what does this have to do with Religion&Spirituality? You should ask questions like this in Jokes&Riddles.
Oh well, despite insulting blondes, it still manages to be less offensive than most of the questions in Religion&Spirituality.
2007-08-15 17:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by VITCH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a chuckle.
It would come across better if you just told the joke without trying to explain.
2007-08-15 17:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by Philip H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhh I was hoping for a new blonde joke, I send them to my blonde sister she just loves blonde jokes when she can understand them..
2007-08-15 17:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are going to tell that to a group of people, be careful of kids and old people. and blondes. they will not give a nice reaction
2007-08-15 17:21:29 · answer #7 · answered by Irena** 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde know when sex is over???
A: When the car door opens
2007-08-15 17:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. I mean that blonde girl must have been pretty stupid to make that mstake. But where's the humor?
2007-08-15 17:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats good i love blonde jokes even tho im blonde
2007-08-15 17:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by JESSIE 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋