It is 2345EST and I need to laugh,what is the funniest line (intended or not) spoken in an aviation film?

Question

Well, pilots, what have you seen spoken by actors in aviation movies that made you want to stand up and scream/laugh etc.
Or, even better, the comment was so far off from what they SHOULD have said, that you wanted to visit the writers and beat them about the cranial area, continuously, until they promised never to write for an aviation film again

Answer 1

Independence Day is a gem. It has the F/A-18 with the tail chute!

When they were explaining the launch of the Nuclear weapon from the alien craft Steve (Will Smith) remarks "It's just like the AMRAAM launch pad on a Stealth"

That was the first time I heard anyone say that either the B-2 or the F-117 carried AMRAAMs!

Answer 2

i'm a brilliant fan of the cleaners and flight line gags. Being in protection tension aviation for terribly almost 10 years, those are a blast on floor crews. for pilots, even nonetheless, pranks can value operational risk-free practices, op know-how/readiness, or maybe a sturdy scalding butt-chewing each and every so frequently. that's to no longer point out, in case you reason a formation pilot to omit squadron stream, you may desire to be in for a heap extra that Non Judicial Punishment in the previous the day is out. even nonetheless, that stated, listed below are a pair of alternative classics. that is definitely general that F-14s, and a brilliant form of of the older 18s, have an adage approximately them. in the event that they are not leaking something, that something is empty. So that is mostly a sturdy one to hose a CDI each and every so frequently in a preinspect by ability of pouring heat cherry kool help on the floor aft of the #a million engine, and then wiping any evidence of leaks from the housing. I even have considered a CDI call for a hydraulic toolbox so speedy that heads spun in the subsequent hangar bay. He did no longer even examine the fluid consistency/viscosity to make particular it replaced into lubricative. yet another one comes from a pal of mine who worked in environmentals. He calls it the blue ice particular. that is a few distance too disgusting for me. In airplane the place there's a human evacuation facility (airborne latrine) there frequently types a rime of blue "ice" around the get entry to door for drainage, because of seepage for the duration of tension ameliorations. this types a remarkably sturdy seal. he could open the hatch, a million/4 turn the drain fastener, and then close hatch in the previous any drainage. He could then radio call for a rookie environmental to come again out and "base service" the evacuation port. that's finished with probability kit on, so the worst they could get is a smell, and a couple of hours cleansing with HAZMAT liqui-pigs. You guessed it. Popped the hatch devoid of checking the risk-free practices easy on the exterior service panel, and WHOOSH!!! Poopie Pie. Urghhhh! i does no longer have even placed that one up, yet he have been given me with it as a line member my 4th day on the command,and, after some showers, and approximately 6 months of no longer chatting with him, I have been given over it, and we nevertheless tell jokes relating to the day I went surfing blue water on a turd-board.

Answer 3

Awwwww...com'on. Does it have to be just ONE line?

Just about any of these is good for a laugh 24/7: http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Airplane.html

...but this one is great too- http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Con_Air"e=conair.txt&file=conair.wav

Answer 4

Goose! Goose! You're going to have to punch us out! AAGH!! I can't reach the ejection handle Goose! AAGH!! Goose! Bail out! Bail out! AAGH! Watch the canopy!

Answer 5

If you know proper radio etiquette, then it would be "over and out"

Answer 6

http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

Answer 7

"...and don't call me Shirley". (Airplane)