There's a guy in high school who's a nice guy but really self conscious about his wooden eye. He's never had the courage to approach a girl before because he's afraid of being ridiculed. Finally, one night he goes to a school dance and is looking at the crowd when he sees a pretty girl with a harelip sitting off by herself. After a few moments he gets brave enough to approach and asks her to dance.
She's so excited she says "Would I! Would I!" to which he responds "Harelip, Harelip!" and storms off.
2007-08-15
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