joke?? Funny??

Question

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden
there
was a downpour of thunder and rain. These two young
guys ran
for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally
reaching
their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in
the car,
started it up and headed down the road, laughing and,
of course,
still drinking one beer after the other.

All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in
the passenger
window and tapped lightly on the window! The
passenger screamed
out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old
Indian guy's
face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) This old
Indian man kept
knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a
little and
ask him what he wants!"

So the passenger rolled his window down part way and
said, scared
out of his wits, "What do you want???" The old
Indian softly
replied, "You have any tobacco?" The passenger,
terrified, looked
at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" "Well
offer him a
cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.

So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old
man a cigar-
ette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window
in terror.

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and
they start
laughing again, and the passenger says, "What do you
think of
that? The driver says, "I don't know? How could
that be? I am
going pretty fast? Then all of a sudden AGAIN there
is a knock
on the window and there is the old Indian man again.
"aaaaaaaaa,
there he is again!", the passenger yells."

Well see what he wants now!" yells back the driver.
He rolls
down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you
have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The
passenger throws
a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the
window and yells,
"STEP ON IT!"

They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still
guzzling
beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard, when
all of a sudden again there is more knocking! "Oh my
God! HE'S
BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out,
"WHAT DO YOU
WANT?" in stark fear.

The old man gently replies, "You want some help
getting out of
the mud?"

Answer 1

LOL!!!!!

that was the best joke I've heard all day

Answer 2

+ a million awesomeness for said old man.

Answer 3

Haha.. That's a good one, I haven't heard that before. :)

Answer 4

Thanks for the joke and it was funny. The best one I have read all day.

Answer 5

hehe. nice joke.