WHY WOMEN SHOULD AVOID A GIRLS NIGHT OUT AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well,
the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around
3:00 A.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
2007-08-15 13:07:06 · 7 answers · asked by RED SONIA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2007-08-15 13:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! That was great! Keep them coming! xD
2007-08-15 20:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This isn't true. But pretty funny.
2007-08-15 20:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dj KluP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! what a dopey wife.
2007-08-15 20:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by ▓▒░ ♫ Pump !t up ♫ ▓▒░ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny
2007-08-15 20:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAR!!!!!
2007-08-15 20:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tim O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
R.O.T.F.L. that was funny
2007-08-15 20:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋