We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City ...
...and went to find the Great Wizard
"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! Says the Wizard."
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"The American people say that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do YOU want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
2007-08-15 12:59:55 · 13 answers · asked by RED SONIA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg too funny...I have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard. have a well deserved star. thx for the laugh, keep em coming;)
2007-08-15 13:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, I RATE IT A 6
2007-08-15 20:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mo_Joe_man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I didnt get it in the least bit. Maybe i will when i grow up
2007-08-15 20:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a little funny but not a ROFL or LOL type joke
2007-08-15 20:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by girloffire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how fn ridiculous! i loved it! heres a star!
2007-08-15 20:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by gabe h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah nice
2007-08-15 20:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol it actually is funny good 1..
2007-08-15 20:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by thomasmc_07 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2007-08-15 20:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO yupp this is funnyy! ^_^!
2007-08-15 20:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!! star
2007-08-15 20:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by golden oldy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋