There were 2 men shipwrecked on this island.The minute they got to the island, one of them started screaming and yelling. "we're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! no water! We're going to die!"
The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy.
"don't you understand?! We're going to die!!!!" the first man said.
"you dont understand. I make $100,000 a week," said the second man.
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "what difference does it make? we're on an island with no food and no water! we're going to die!"
The second man answered," You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week. I tithe. My pastor will find me!"
2007-08-15 12:51:02 · 20 answers · asked by † God's Kitty † 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Emperor Insania: Yeah...sad. But not always. My dad's a Pastor..and not like that..he hates taking money..he had to be told by another that its the blessing for the people when they tithe.
2007-08-15 12:58:19 · update #1
Two blondes die and go to heaven, as they walk up to the pearly gates St. Peter comes and says if you can tell me the name of my Lord and savior I will let you in, after all you are dumb blondes.
The frist blonde perks up and walks to St. Peter and whispers into his ear, shaking his head St peter points and the clouds part and the blonde falls through to hell.
Well seeing this the second blonde starts to think real hard and a look of euphoria comes over her faces she boldly walks to St. Peter and proclaims "I know his name."
St. Peter says "And what is that?"
"Andy", replies the blonde, "because the song we always sang in sunday school said, "Andy walks with me andy talks with me."
Shaking his head St. Peter walks to the gate leans in and says"God what did you Do? That Blonde had a thought, it's a miracle right?"
2007-08-15 13:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by CME 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping
2007-08-15 13:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I never heard that one before. Reminds me of this one.
The phone is ringing at the temple, and the rabbi answers it.
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is the IRS calling. Could I speak to Rabbi Friedberg?"
"This is."
"Hello Rabbi. We just need to confirm something. Do you have a Joshua Cohen in your temple?"
"We do."
"Great. Could you answer a question about him?"
"I can."
"Did he recently make a donation to your temple for $10,000?"
"He will..."
2007-08-15 12:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute...lol
2007-08-15 12:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke only the man told his wife did you make the payment on the credit card? She said, "who cares, no I didn't" Then he said "did you pay the car insurance?"
She said, "who cares, no I didn't"
He said, 'don;t worry they will find us."
2007-08-15 13:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by cloud 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um...
That was kinda of funny but kinda true at the same time.
2007-08-15 12:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With my income, I will still be relying on Jesus to save me.
2007-08-15 13:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by Jeremiah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love a good clean joke!!!
Thanks!
2007-08-15 13:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by Al a voter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-08-15 12:55:20 · answer #9 · answered by KS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-15 12:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by lilli 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋