A lady goes to her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, and then, he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrible thing-in no time at all."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution to my
problem."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."
2007-08-15 11:20:03 · 9 answers · asked by David B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming ;)
2007-08-15 11:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 11:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I nearly fell of my perch
2007-08-15 11:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-08-15 11:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh a joke, too long to read it sorry
2007-08-15 11:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Latina, 22 summers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
It was kinda long and not all that funny...
2007-08-15 11:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by dwalk51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2007-08-15 11:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by readerfreak10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-08-15 11:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by horizon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol : )
2007-08-15 11:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋