She wanted to see what she looked like asleep
2007-08-15 10:59:03 · 25 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL! Great joke! I Iove blonde jokes! Here's a star!
2007-08-15 11:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it be more practical to put a mirror above the bed? - Then she can lie down and get the full effect!!
Just a thought ....
Saves falling over when she nods off for real ....
2007-08-16 15:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilariuos!!!
How can you tell when a blonde has been at your computer screenand made a mistake typing?
There is white-out on the screen!!!!
What do your call blondes standing in a row-side by side?
A wind tunnell!!!!!!
2007-08-15 11:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blond that bought a years supply of fresh squeezed orange juice?
2007-08-16 05:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the kinfolk ranch.regrettably, after basically some years, they're in financial project. as a fashion to maintain the financial business enterprise from repossessing the ranch, they should purchase a bull from the stockyard in a some distance city so that they could breed their own inventory. they only have $six hundred left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "as quickly as I get there, if I verify to purchase the bull, i will touch you topersistent out after me and haul it abode." The brunette arrives on the stockyard, inspects the bull, and is derived to a decision she needs to purchase it. the guy tells her that he will sell it for $599 - no much less. After paying him, she drives to the closest city to deliver her sister a telegram to tell her the information. She walks into the telegraph workplace, and says, "i desire to deliver a telegram to my sister telling her that i've got offered a bull for our ranch. i desire her to affix the trailer to our pickup truck andpersistent it right here so that it incredibly is going to haul it abode." The telegraph operator explains that he would be happy to help her, then provides, "it incredibly is merely ninety 9 cents a be conscious." properly, after finding out to purchase the bull, the brunette basically has $a million left. She realizes that she'll basically have the potential to deliver her sister one be conscious. After a couple of minutes of questioning, she nods and says, "i desire you to deliver her the be conscious 'mushy'." The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to be attentive to which you incredibly desire her to affix the trailer to your pickup truck andpersistent out right here to haul that bull returned to your ranch in case you deliver her merely the be conscious 'mushy'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The be conscious's great. She'll study it very slowly......... com-for-da-bull".
2016-10-15 11:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Dat was funny lol, on a scale of 1-10 i'll give you a certified 20!!!! Here's your *!!!
2007-08-15 11:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by ??? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 11:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Great joke! lol
Star for you!
2007-08-15 12:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by kel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she wanted time to reflect.
2007-08-15 12:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.really good.im blonde but i love blonde jokes.
2007-08-15 11:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by cfcbluesgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋