The Pubs Back Home
Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
back home in Glascow. there's a little bar called
McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
Ahhhhh, that's nothing", said the Irishman. "Back home in
Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to
you?" "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman....
"But it did happen to me sister.
2007-08-15 09:59:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL. dude plz do another one. so hilarious.
2007-08-15 10:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-15 10:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 10:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello I've been off line for months but back! good to hear from you. I am Irish & I thought it was funny!! hahahaha
2007-08-18 14:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by ttkmb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that before in a joke book but still funny
2007-08-15 10:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by luke a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-08-15 11:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, made me laugh out loud- have a star!
2007-08-18 09:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao i wish i was his sister lol
2007-08-15 10:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so awesome and yet so wrong all at the same time lol
2007-08-15 10:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by victoria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one see your on form xx pmsl xxx
2007-08-15 14:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
2007-08-15 10:46:08 · answer #11 · answered by tjcc4 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋