WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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2007-08-15 09:55:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, i love it.
lol
star
xx
2007-08-15 20:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's very old but changed a bit still funny Here's one for you...
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."
2007-08-16 10:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like
8/10
2007-08-15 17:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by GothicRevolution 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done...one of the funniest blonde jokes I've ever heard.
Star for you by the way
2007-08-16 13:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-08-15 17:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by Prissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 17:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is so funny, the best one I have read in days. Thanks!!!
And you get a star!
2007-08-15 18:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 10/10
2007-08-15 17:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Al 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel like the blonde genies.. I don't get it.
2007-08-15 17:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very funny.
2007-08-17 05:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda funny
2007-08-15 17:22:42 · answer #11 · answered by Jasmine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋