An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife....."Back off!" she said, they're for the funeral."
2007-08-15 09:46:57 · 23 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha back on form hun, that was a cracker!!!! pmsl
2007-08-15 10:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-08-15 09:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 10:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!
A little predictable - but still hilarious when the punchline hits.
Well done; have a star...
(I'm SO gonna dine out on this one.)
2007-08-15 10:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm usually pretty picky about jokes, and this is probably the funniest I've read today!.
2007-08-15 10:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Thats awesome!!! Women never make goodies for there familys only for other people. I can totally see my mom doing that.
2007-08-15 09:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahah, omg your evil tonight hahahahah, loving it hahaha.
2007-08-15 09:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman though!
2007-08-15 10:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Italian wife of 60 years, a.k.a. my step-grandma.
2007-08-15 09:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
looooooooooooooooooool
thats funnyyyyyyy!!
starred!!
=D
2007-08-15 09:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋