Husband and wife make up a password for sex and decide on Washing Machine. They go to bed and the husband says "washing machine" wife says "not tonight , i've got a headache."
Half an hour goes by and she feels guilty so she says "washing machine"
Her husband replies "It's too late, it was only a small load so i done it by hand"
2007-08-15 09:45:34 · 10 answers · asked by Lol's 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You might not have noticed the flag in my avatar's backgroud chloe anne but i'm English, and we don't call it 'the laundry' we say 'the washing'
2007-08-15 10:03:35 · update #1
Not bad, but I've heard it before. How about this one: A man is walking the dog one fine morning. As he walks by his next-door-neighbor's house, the neighbor, who is watering his lawn, says, "Stan, you really need to keep your bedroom window closed at night. The wife and I heard you and your wife damn near all night long."
Stan says, "What are you talking about? I was out of town on business last night!"
2007-08-15 12:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laundry gadget sounds stupid ? Like, you do plenty greater then merely sparkling clothing interior the laundry. I even have dissimilar machines, why isn't the gadget that washes my canines observed as a laundry gadget ?
2016-10-15 11:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 10:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny as hell. I hope I never get like that though lol ^_^
2007-08-15 09:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by victoria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like me and my wife...
2007-08-15 09:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming ;)
2007-08-15 10:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's a good one
2007-08-15 09:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got it all wrong. They decide to name it, "The Laundry." You just about ruined that joke. Good thing I was here.
2007-08-15 09:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
funny!
2007-08-15 09:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-15 09:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋