blondes R smart after all!!!?

Question

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the
bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives
the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for 15 bucks?"

Answer 1

I got a couple blonde jokes for ya....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

Bartender: "What's a 15?"

Blonde: "7 and 7"
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Answer 2

Touche

Answer 3

Clever.

Answer 4

Great

Answer 5

Good Point! I will have to remember that one the next time I go abroad.

Thanks,

Fire'n'Ice

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

wow. If I ever need to keep a car secure for a while, I'm gonna do that.

Answer 8

there you have it us blondes arent that thick after all thats a good one have a star

Answer 9

ha ha funny , blondes r smart after all

Answer 10

If her hair grew out, you would find out that she is not really blonde.