A young woman goes to confession. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned, she says. "Last night, my boyfriend, Gunners, made love to me seven times."
"My child," replies the priest, "You must go home and suck the juice of seven lemons."
"And will that absolve me?" asks the woman.
"No" replies the priest. "But it might take that smug look off your face."
2007-08-15 08:57:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Well i thought it was great - good enough for a star in fact...
2007-08-15 09:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-08-15 16:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao if i confessed all my sins id be there for the rest of my life lol
2007-08-15 17:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillant 10/10
2007-08-15 18:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 17:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i bet she felt a bit of a lemon
2007-08-15 16:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it! Star for You!
2007-08-15 16:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny but it made me pay attention
2007-08-15 16:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by Alissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not
2007-08-15 16:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by trish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-08-15 16:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋