It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
2007-08-15 08:57:21 · 15 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can i join?
2007-08-15 09:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-08-15 09:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-08-15 09:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 11:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahaha, absolutely outstanding, pure genious honey!!!!!! love it.
2007-08-15 09:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
*tapping an apple*
2007-08-15 09:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Apple tapping is a new percussion instrument didn't you know????!!!!!
:-)))
2007-08-15 10:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant as ever
2007-08-15 09:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha nice one calam!!! keep them coming hun!!!
2007-08-15 10:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, star. keep em coming :)
2007-08-15 10:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.... I get it, but I can't decide if it's funny or not....
2007-08-15 09:06:29 · answer #11 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋