A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes and a 500g jar of coffee.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
2007-08-15 08:54:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one from the queen its getting hard now to top you xx but i will try xxx lol xxx
2007-08-15 14:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-15 18:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-08-15 18:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-15 17:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol didn't see that one coming.
it's the middle of the night, and that made me laugh like crazy. hope i didn't wake anybody up.
2007-08-17 07:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by and so it begins... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-18 21:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by ttkmb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Good one.
2007-08-16 10:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on. You are making my day!! Funny!!.
2007-08-15 17:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, how terribly funny. :D
2007-08-15 17:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
that one made me laugh
good one
:-)
2007-08-15 16:06:05 · answer #10 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋