Subject: Family Dinner
>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
>dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
>announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
>make love for the first time .....
>
>The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to
>the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
>time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
>buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
> The boy insists on the family
>pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>all.
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>girlfriend at the door.
> "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
>minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
>pharmacist."
>
2007-08-15 08:48:13 · 10 answers · asked by edawg2362 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute! Star for you!
2007-08-15 08:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-18 07:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but its still good
2007-08-15 09:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-15 08:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-15 09:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that was really funny
2007-08-15 08:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Luma ^_^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is........the greatest thing since the invention of the potatochip
2016-04-01 13:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Cynthia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cool
2007-08-15 08:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFPO thanks bright shiny star for you
xxx vici
2007-08-15 08:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by vici 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO!!! Let me shower you with STARS!!
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2007-08-15 08:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋