If I Interpet the owner's manual on my '78 Pinto wrong, will it still take me to 7-Eleven?

Question

Just wondering.

Answer 1

I don't believe that the 7-11 actually exists, so I am going to have to say that you won't reach it no matter how you interpret the manual.

I certainly don't mind if you still want to attempt to get to the 7-11, but please refrain from constantly trying to get me to go there with you.

Answer 2

If you're interpreting it as a manual to keep your car running, but reading it wrong, the car will probably break down and no longer operate.
If you're interpreting it as a map, you'll probably get lost.
If you're interpreting it as a blueprint for how to make a teleport device, you've probably watching way too much "Star Trek".

I don't see how any of these would get you to 7-Eleven, so I would have to answer "no", unless there's a better way to misinterpret the owner's manner.

Answer 3

Actually the answer is maybe... i.e. if you misinterpret the part about signals or seat belts then yes probably, but if you put gas in the window washer fluid reservoir and vice versa, then probably no.

That's the problem with allegories, they have many meanings and may not always express the truth even if they sound good.

Answer 4

Fix Or Repair Daily. Found On the Road Dead. It may not take you there even if you interpret the manual properly. I can tell you are not mechanically inclined because you are unable to spell check.

AEN

Answer 5

Awesome car.. the Pinto.

Answer 6

Not between Standish and Alpena. But they do slice a mean roadkill of deer if the gas tank does not explode.

Answer 7

Only after midnight

Answer 8

Not if you put water where the gas is supposed to go.

Answer 9

Depends on the part that you misinterpret, and what you do with your defunct knowledge I suppose.

Answer 10

Do you need a Slurpee, or does it just need gas?