1. Can i get a bigger cell?
2. Where's the menu?
3. (to guard) I bet that gun doesn't work.
4. Can I leave now?
5. I'm going to tell on you
6. I think i deserve more outside time
7. Am I inmate of the month?
8. I don't like you
9. Hurry up with the food!
10. Can I make some suggestions about the prison?
Funny or not?
2007-08-15 08:16:17 · 16 answers · asked by Soul Crusher 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
j-ss excatly why its 10 things NOT TO SAY IN PRISON.
2007-08-15 11:33:44 · update #1
to the last guy, i'm 12, and it was just humor. geez. you need the life
2007-08-15 11:34:46 · update #2
11. Sure, you can be on top, but where's the bunk bed?
12. ...And then the doctor says that I have absolutely no gag reflex!
13. Can I get a different cell mate?
14. I need a shower..
15. Anybody got any good porno?
16. How do the conjugal visits work?
17. Well actually, I am pretty limber...why do you ask?
18. But I don't need to go to the bathroom.
19. What time is lights out?
20.. Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me.
2007-08-15 08:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by righteousjohnson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. Ok...next you'll play the wife? Promise?
12. Praise JEEEZUS!!
13. blogcharmdawtcawm/nostate
2007-08-15 15:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont drop the soap in a prison shower.
Best answer me!
2007-08-15 15:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by spec_miata_eliminator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its funny, i like 3 and 4, i thought one would be Do you know any ways to break outta here???
2007-08-15 15:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
numba 5&9 were hilarious lmfao!
2007-08-15 15:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Bernard m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how silly r u to ask this question .. get a life man .. u must be one of those who if they get locked up in prisons they just dont make any change to anything ..
2007-08-15 18:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sea Bass 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like 3&4.LOL!
2007-08-15 15:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#3 is best
2007-08-15 15:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by ACE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats funny who would say it not /the people in preson
2007-08-15 17:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are kinda funny, but a good one would be...
"oops! I dropped the soap!!"
2007-08-15 15:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jordan O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋