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Yes, yes, great apes and all. branching trees, common descent, I know. I'm just trying to stick to the meme. And corrupt it.
2007-08-15 07:45:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Skalite: slightly oedipal, given the graphic nature of your description.
2007-08-15 07:51:37 · update #1
I'm not sure if we came from monkeys, primates are our closest relative in the branching trees. But they could be simply another branch off something we came out off rather than us being their descendants.
2007-08-15 07:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!!
And if you call me a monkey again, I'll have to put down my yummy meal worms and throw poop at you. By the way, you're kinda cute...you got any tasty lice I can pick off your fur?
2007-08-15 07:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
we didn't come from monkeys, monkeys came from us, bizarrely reversed engineered by Satan to fool us and add weight to the Banana theory. Especially when added in with 'you can see rainbows', the proof is tantamount.
2007-08-15 07:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We could not have possibly evolved from monkeys. If we did, then why are there still monkeys here today? Monkeys would be a thing of the past because we would have evolved into a more supreme species. Thus, making monkeys extinct. This is why I don't understand the nonsense of humans coming from apes. It didn't happen that way.
2007-08-15 07:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Because we are supposed to honor our parents, and what better way to honor them than to be just like them?
Hey hey, we're the monkeys.
Ding ding! Rev. Soleil with the winning Dr. Lizardo Line!
2007-08-15 07:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only the creationists, your holiness, only the creationists. They deny it because they don't want to admit that they never got past the monkey stage.
2007-08-17 18:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If hamburger came from cows, why are there still cows, christians...hmmm?
I'm still a monkey because monkeys are awesome!
2007-08-15 08:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Monkey see Monkey do?
2007-08-15 08:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Willalee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey hey we're monkeys people say we monkey around we're to busy swinging to put anybody down
2007-08-15 07:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We are not still monkeys. We are apes!
2007-08-15 09:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by geniepiper 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋