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How I love you. You are my only friend.

2007-08-15 07:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

Oh god... :rolleyes:

first of all, humans don't come from monkeys. We share a common ancestor. There are almost no distinguishable difference between humans and monkeys from a biological standpoint.

Natural selection and evolution is not a monolithic one way street. The variation of all species that ever existed are due to favorable mutations and the death of of others to make way for the new ones.

2007-08-15 14:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by hyperhealer3 4 · 1 0

Well, it is very obvious that we did. Just ask a chinese. They will rightfully tell you that the western people still have hairy bodies and love to eat the banana. while the asians have smooth hairless skin and can take or leave a banana. they are the "highest evolved". We are still stuck in the process. That's why we're a little dumber when it come to math and language too.

2007-08-15 14:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by Annmaree 5 · 0 0

amen...where are the talking monkey/chimp.
where are the redheaded chimp/monkey..or the blonded headed chimp?
why are they short..and short lived?
because..we didn't come from chimp or monkey.
we are the children of GOD
because GOS IS A SPIRIT and HE SPEAK
and we in His image and likeness...Do the very same thing
we speak ..we create..we destroy..we bless..we curse..
we love..we hate..ect.
NOW that we are living under the knowledge of good and evil
we shall and must guard our heart and mind and mouth and eyes and hearing..from evil..for GOD is HOLY..not evil
GOD is LOVE..not hate.
ect..GOD hate sin..because sin DESTROY MAN..and the world.
that why global warming..cause of sin..in the beginning.and more sin..worst it's get..taht why..abortion or gay marriage legalized defile a nation!
so who ever we vote for president of USA we need to look at their spiritual characteristic...for it will either open a door..or close the door of hell or heaven.

we as a nation are the like of a divided house
and a divided house can't stand the storms of satan..who is losing time..that why TIME began..to capture satan..under the body of Christ feet..which is the Church/bride need to DOMINATE over satan..kingdom ruling in USA.

2007-08-15 14:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by blessedrobert-cuz-it is written 2 · 0 0

Monkeys came from us. Humans moved on, monkeys did not listen to God when he said use your brain.

2007-08-15 14:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ron H 6 · 0 1

You misunderstand. We didn't evolve from monkeys (or apes). We and the apes evolved from something more primitive. Probably more like a squirrel. The apes just haven't gotten as far as we have. There's nothing mysterious about it.

2007-08-15 14:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Robert K 5 · 0 0

We have never evolved from monkeys. We have a common ancestor with the monkeys. The branch split up somewhere along the line.

hehe so lets drink to thanks god we are no monkeys. ;-)

2007-08-15 14:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by steve 6 · 1 0

So that people keep asking that question. If there weren't any monkeys nobody would ask that question, and we couldn't drink.

*drink*

2007-08-15 14:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because the monkeys we have today will evolve into politicians and lawyers and CEO's

2007-08-15 14:58:27 · answer #9 · answered by mmmkay_us 5 · 1 0

If Christianity originated as a Jewish Cult, why are there still followers of Judaism?


Edit: Gah, joke post!

2007-08-15 14:45:00 · answer #10 · answered by Moodrets 2 · 2 1

Educate thyself. Humans did not come from monkeys, and evolution does not claim that we did.

2007-08-15 14:44:48 · answer #11 · answered by Zombie 7 · 6 1

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