heres the joke......
a guy just bought a new wrist watch and is on top of a building. He takes it off and starts to look at it, then he dropes it of the building. he runs down the stairs and out the building and put his hands up to catch it. On lookers ask " why do u have ur hand up like ur gona catch something?" he says "i droped my watch off of that building and im waiting for it" the people respond "well wouldn't it b on the floor?" (looking around).
He says "NO its 5 minutes slow"
2007-08-15 07:15:46 · 97 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plz give star if u liked it ty
2007-08-15 08:40:16 · update #1
not funny........
2007-08-22 08:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by PRINCEUPP 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol heres another joke theres 2 guys onthis building and 1 is superman in disguise the other guy tells superman to jump off the building and fly back up 3 times superman does then the ordinary guy jumps and dies when the cops come and ask a witness his answer is "aww superman just playing with the locals again". can u rate mine and urs was funny
2007-08-15 07:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by animecapture 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am still laughing, and it is 5 minutes already. I keep reading the punch line over and over. I am printing this one out to email it to my friends, and family.
2007-08-20 23:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something a clown would tell the kids at a circus.
2007-08-15 07:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by allison_janelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad, it made me laugh. Rating 7 out of 10. Lets FACE it you've got your FINGERS on the PULSAR and you werent STRAPPED for cash so it wasn't SECOND-HAND or was it just another one of your TALL STOREYS. Let it be HOUR little secret. Just a SECOND who's TELLING this joke.
2007-08-15 07:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by moriartee 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats funny.
2007-08-15 07:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was the most predictable joke I've read in a long time. It could be vaguely amusing if I were really, really, really drunk...
2007-08-15 07:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, not funny enough to have bothered to type it out and put it on Answers. Sorry.
2007-08-15 07:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by grapeshenry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a good kid's book or magazine joke. But, no I don't find it funny.
2007-08-15 07:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Roflmao!!! Wow! That's slow
2007-08-22 14:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hmm....it's somewhat funny like you would laugh on the inside but not on the outside
2007-08-15 07:20:42 · answer #11 · answered by ACE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋