what is the NAUGHTY thing your toddler has ever said/done to you/anyone?

Answer 1

my two yr old daughter was really quick with her talking and when she was about 17months old she started swearing.one day i was telling my health visitor that i was really concerned because she knew nearly every swear word even though i never swore at her.i said to my health visitor ''shes really naughty and im concerned about her swearing'' and the health visitor said ''well she seems very quiet,but most children will swear at one point,try to ignore it'' at which point my beautiful curly haired litttle cherub yells '''im not naughty,you're a F*CKER!!!'' you could see by her face that the health visitor was utterly disgusted,oh ther shame!thank goodness she no longer swears now aged 2


and also, i wouldnt call this naughty but it was funny; when me and my sister were little(me12 and sis 5),a man exposed hiself to us in the park and we had an interview with the police.the police man said to us''well try and think now,was his thingy hard or soft?'' and my sis who was only 5 at the time said ''well i dont know i didnt go up and feel it did i'' i shouldnt laugh but it is just hard not to,my nan who was there at the time even let out a little grin.

Answer 2

So far my son hasn't been exceptionally naughty yet...he's only 18 months so I am sure I will have a few stories to tell a year or two down the road lol

But, I will share this one...

When I was about 2 I walked in on my dad drying off from the shower. I pointed to his manhood and asked "what's that" my parents explained it was called a penis and only men like daddy had one and left it at that. A few days later my mother and I were in the grocery store check out line when a man the next row over started making silly faces at me. After many MANY attempts to get a smile or some form of reaction, I finally pulled my thumb out of my mouth and loudly shouted "Do you have a penis??" lol My mom was mortified.

Answer 3

I was babysitting a kid named Mike for the first time, and his parents gave me the basic run down of what he can/can't do. I guess they left out the part where they said he was in the process of being potty trained, but he wasn't 100%. I assumed he was cuz he was wearing no diaper. Anyway, he went to go use the bathroom, and then when he came out, he told me he made a mistake. So I go in the bathroom and there was poop EVERYWHERE. The floor, the toilet seat, the sink, the shower curtain. I was PISSED. Not at him, but at his parents for leaving this little detail out. (I was babysitting at my house, not theirs). Anyway, they never apologized, and I'm still bitter. Also, we never discussed the payment before I babysat for them, so they only gave me $20 for an 8 hour day. That's like 2 dollars an hour. Eh, I guess that was more a rant than an answer to your question, but whatever.

Answer 4

Just this past week my son was hiding behind my husband & a little old lady asked if he was shy & his reply was "No, I'm scared....your skin is so wrinkly!" My husband was so embarrassed it happened at the grocery store. Poor little lady. She was so nice about it too, she didn't get mad & even told my husband she thought his son was cute. He's also seen a man with a patch over his eye at the airport & said, really loud, "Look its a pirate" while pointing to the man!!!! I could go on forever, but those two really stick out.

Answer 5

I just caught on to this today but when me and my toddler are driving (19 months) I roll the window half way down not all the way but I've noticed things disappearing a shoe, her sippy cup, things like that well yesterday her dad was in the car and he said "what was that!?" she threw her brand new pair of jeans out the window! and when I looked back at her she was feverishly trying to throw her new tank top out the window! I couldn't help but laugh but at the same time wonder how long this was going on!

Answer 6

This I have to share.
My son was about 5 or 6 yrs old.
At that time our 10 yr old daughter was starting sex education at school. My wife and I were a bit worried about the level of detail sex education involved at such young age (10) so we talked about it frequently and obviously in front of our young son.
One day after I dropped my daughter at school, my son (also in the car) turns to me and asks -- "DAD HOW CAN JENNY HAVE SEX AT SCHOOL ... THERE ARE NO BOYS IN HER SCHOOL, IT'S AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL???!!" -- Kids are born nowadays knowing about it already. He was only 5 or 6.

I am sorry. You did ask about toddlers and my son was 5 or 6 but I couldn't resist sharing it with you all.

Answer 7

I think the worst thing my 18mth old son ever did was in Altea, Spain. There was a man with a wooden leg selling lottery tickets. As I got level to him my son grabbed hold of his wooden leg and refused to let go. The poor man was hopping around like a cat on hot bricks.

Answer 8

One Father's Day, my son rang up the local radio station because they were asking for little kids to talk about their dads. The presenter asked him what I was good at. Matthew said 'He can play the guitar, the piano and the drums and he can cook.' The presenter said what else is he good at and Matthew replied 'Well, he can drink...' The shame, the shame. Not naughty, just very, very embarrassing.

Answer 9

i grow to be portray my front room with a pal, we went into the kitchen for some moments and in that factor my in simple terms approximately 3 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous had opened a tin of paint (the different shade!) poured it into the paint tray completely and painted over what we had in simple terms completed and grow to be so proud that he had completed this style of high-quality activity. I didnt have the midsection to tell him off and couldnt have faith he grow to be ready to fairly some skills.

Answer 10

My daughter is 21 months she stays with my Aunt when my hubby and I have to work the same hours. I work during the day and he works 5pm-1am. Andrea would say "Oh sh*t" At first i didn't know what she was saying but whenever I dropped something or she dropped something i would hear "oh sh*t" she started saying it so often that we would be in the store and people would wave at her and walk towards her she would yell out "oh sh*t" and turn her head. Now she has moved on to "Oh fu*k" i can say for a fact that my aunt won't be keeping her for a while.