how many ways can a christian 'crowbar' their beliefs before disappearing up their own backside?

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh. And thanks to Steve B Seekingafter for demonstrating the validity of your question.

Christianity is shrinking worldwide:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiLzpl_C810tyu4EyALpPk3ty6IX?qid=20070814060442AAqGa2w

But old SteveB ain't going to ask himself why. Instead, he'll crowbar some lies to himself.

The phenomenon is called, 'denial'.

No point, Steve, in telling the truth when lies feel sooooo good.

Answer 2

Christians have already used the crowbar to split themselves into over 2600 varied sects in the United States alone.

Answer 3

I don't think you know what you are talking about. When every time a Christian starts to practice their faith in other places than church they are told they can't do that there. Yet a Muslim or a Wicca or a Buddhist and Atheist can do their faith anywhere they want to. I guess what it says in the Bible is true when Jesus told the Disciples; You are hated because they hated me first. Us Christians are called intolerant but it seams that the ones that says that are more intolerant that any Christian. One when a Christian prays openly they are told that they must do that in church or at home. If we try to share our relationship with Christ we are being too judge mental go figure. Just remember that when the end comes every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Are you going to bow before Jesus and confess your sins now or are you going to wait? If you wait it will be too late.

Answer 4

And, you are, of course, very disheartened that Christianity continues to grow worldwide, aren't ya? The fastest growing religion in China, South Korea, and all of Africa, is Christianity. So sorry to disappoint you and your ideas.

Answer 5

I am unable to answer your question but I just wanted to say that it made me laugh! Thanks!