The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-08-15 06:19:42 · 36 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehhe i think im in love with you
2007-08-15 06:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kadance S 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol rotf i love those jokes, i really lke #19, 17, 9, and 2 . i was with a friend and he used #2 and got 3 tickets one for speeding, being rudes to an officer and i still dont know what exactly the other one was for. He didnt argue and just paied the fines.
2007-08-15 06:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like #18 and #14!
2007-08-15 06:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-08-15 06:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Tmabel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love number 5
2007-08-15 06:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh good grief !!! lol lol lol
You are crazy ! I love this ---care if I print it off and show it to my ex cop Brothers in law!
They could probably add a few more !
2007-08-15 06:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Bemo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop AsUwish could be the good cop
2016-05-18 21:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw you hiding behind that billboard and I thout you weren't allowed to do that. So thats why I threw my empty beer bottle at you.
2007-08-15 06:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by ya-who 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 9, that pushes my button everytime, never fails lol
2007-08-15 06:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Bertie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually I probably would say most of that stuff to a cop just to get him mad than if he gave me a ticket, I would say the rest of the stuff and rip the ticket and leave and then..............Oh you get the point right?
2007-08-15 06:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good job but noone informed me about saying ..huh? what only a fool cant see this seat belt of course im wearing it
2007-08-15 06:26:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋