One of the gases released from flatulence is carbon dioxide. I enjoy eating bean burritos which among other foods is known for causing wind. I feel terribly guilty every time let one rip, that I might be melting a glacier or causing the death of a polar bear. Without giving up these foods, what measures can be taken to offset these carbon emissions so that I can stay fart-carbon neutral?
2007-08-15 05:47:47 · 9 answers · asked by VarmintHunter07 2 in Environment ➔ Other - Environment
nothing like sarcasm
2007-08-15 06:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda like the previous answer, fart into a bag, but then re-ingest the fart and let your body take care of the carbon.
Fart swallowing is very popular in eastern India, but not so much in the more industrialized countries.
Hope this helps you out, I've been doing it for years and wouldn't think of going back to farting away our precious ozone.
2007-08-15 06:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a storage tank, put several hoses with one-way valves from it around the house. When you feel the urge, grab a hose, insert, and let 'er rip. You can then hook up a burner to the tank and cook your dinner with the stored gas. You'll use less electricity or gas, depending on your kitchen setup, thereby cutting down on your carbon footprint.
2007-08-15 07:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by thegubmint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart in a bag and save it and mail it to Gore and say here ya go, Mr Green ***!
2007-08-15 05:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick a sandwich bag, open side in first, up your butt. And everytime you fart, just take the bag out and zip it up and recycle it.
2007-08-15 06:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just join the non believers of global warming they enjoy the smells of burning oil . The name of the cult it " Satan Fart Sniffers " .I'm sure they will welcome you and your farting problem with open arms .
2007-08-15 08:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by dad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, AlGore will plant a tree for you.
2007-08-17 20:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by LostSoul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow your own beans.
2007-08-15 06:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart inside the toilet.
2007-08-15 06:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Laura B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋