Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers.
Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
2007-08-15 05:30:33 · 6 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HI! Thanx!!!! That really brigthened up MY day!!!! ;+)
. . . Bemo: Pardon the p(h)un!!!! LOL!!! Very subtle . . .
2007-08-15 09:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a steward at a close-by social club I belong to who's snort is plenty corresponding to attempting to start a 500cc bike that;s turning over yet won't fire. Kinda like an extremely rapid hoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh. Egads! xx
2016-10-15 10:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the giant snail one!
2007-08-15 05:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled at the reindeer one.
2007-08-15 06:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were just too much phun !
2007-08-15 08:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Bemo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are good, i laughed.
2007-08-15 05:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋