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To their room.

2007-08-15 03:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Well, Dante's theory was that there were several levels to Hell - 9 I believe - so if it was me, I'd just tell them to go to a level that was worse than the one we were currently residing in. "Go To Level 7 Creepo!" Like that!

2007-08-15 03:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 0 0

Go to THE room. And in this room the walls are TV screens and the only thing playing is Richard Simmons re-runs.

2007-08-15 05:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by Brad M 5 · 1 0

Oh, Dante took care of that--in his "Inferno" he has NINE circles of hell so that you can condemn people SPECIFICALLY--my guess is that if you're both in hell, but not in the lowest circle, you tell them to go to a LOWER LEVEL of hell!

Oh--the ONION has now reported that a TENTH circle of hell has just been added!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28898

2007-08-15 04:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0 0

To stand in line at any given DMV (department of motor vehicles) in the USA. That's eternal punishment only fit for the truly evil.

2007-08-15 04:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 1 0

Didn't hell have 9 layers or something?


Tell them to go to a lower layer.
If you're already on the 9th layer then tell them to go find a 10th layer.

2007-08-15 03:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dire Badger 4 · 3 0

Talking would be out of the question, because talking is considered to be something us humans received on earth as part of our "gift".

SO, you would just lop off the persons head instead! HEY! Who is going to punish you for THAT?

2007-08-15 03:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by BikerChick 7 · 0 0

France

2007-08-15 03:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by garpit c 5 · 1 2

I'd tell them to go to heaven. Really I'd call that more of an insult than someone telling me to go to hell. Hell, after all seems fun! Heaven is boring.

2007-08-15 03:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Cocytus, the frozen lake at hell's deepest pit.

Either that or Detroit.

2007-08-15 03:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by linkwaker007 2 · 0 0

question for you, how do you know this isn't hell? if you are dead how would you know, and lets face it, the worst thing is not knowing. then agian maybe this is heaven and this is the best it will ever get. sad sad thought. anyway, i would say candyland, thats one place i wouldn't want to visit.

2007-08-15 03:47:01 · answer #11 · answered by RuG™ 3 · 0 0

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