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A) The return of Jesus Christ to Earth, fulfilling biblical prophecy,

OR

B) A bowl of ice cream.

2007-08-15 03:25:23 · 40 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It HAS to be spumoni(homemade) and it HAS to have a slice of italian cheesecake to go with it. AND a cup of espresso.Can you work that out? Oh, and I need a shot of Sambuca in the coffee, thanks. :)

2007-08-15 03:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by mrs O 6 · 8 0

B.

Once Christ returns, my work here is done. I'd like a few more days to talk with some people who are beginning to see the logic behind Christianity but haven't quite let go of some of the baggage they are carrying around.

By the way, can I request Rum Raisin? Either that or Peppermint, because it seems you can only get those in Winter, and I'm not as much in the mood for ice cream in Winter.

2007-08-15 03:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Since "the return of Christ" references your own "authentic being/Christ Self," by allowing reality to finally synchronize with what the authentic you is 'deadly serious about' - be it experiencing a bowl of ice cream or saving the world - you can have it.

Or both if you like.

2007-08-15 03:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by MysticMaze 6 · 1 0

What if Jesus comes in a bowl of ice cream?

Anyways, I fail to see how this is in any way related to religion and spirituality.

2007-08-15 03:41:22 · answer #4 · answered by (-_-) 3 · 1 0

A, but I do really like ice cream. The return of Jesus Christ would be much more satisfying.

2007-08-15 03:30:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

You would have had me if you'd said "bowl of grubs"... but isn't "ice cream" just like funny-tasting snow?
Not much fun there.


Then again, better a bowl of funny-tasting snow to bury things in and keep them fresh than some crazy floating human with armageddon on the mind.

2007-08-15 03:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Dire Badger 4 · 5 0

Bowl of ice cream.

2007-08-15 03:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3 0

A bowl of ice cream, provided that it was chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

2007-08-15 03:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 4 0

Jesus returned about two thousand years ago.
I like ice cream but it congests me so don't eat it anymore, I'd rather be able to breath.

2007-08-15 03:32:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Godiva dark chocolate truffle ice cream, a big O in a pint!

2007-08-15 03:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by Carpathian Mage 3 · 3 0

I would take A) I am of age & as long as they are catering the event , they will have to make sure there is plenty of booze stocked up in Limo, Enough cocktails & the Jonas brothers might just sound pretty good & all the freebies, heck will have my nieces Christmas gifts.*

2016-05-18 03:27:40 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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