A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she
knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're
a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went
back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he
approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th,
you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked
her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and
asked
her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was
in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you
would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons."
2007-08-15 02:32:04 · 19 answers · asked by little kitty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard. She said, "See, I knew you
would laugh." "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet
paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
2007-08-15 02:32:30 · update #1
LOL wish i could give you 20 stars!!!! Made me laughed till i cried... LOL
2007-08-15 02:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats a cheeky one, but i liked it, go on then have a star
2007-08-15 09:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud funny and i heard it before and it is still funny
2007-08-15 09:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats a good one.
2007-08-15 12:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the star u need rite?
2007-08-15 09:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like that one!
2007-08-15 09:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Shorty♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I chuckled.
2007-08-15 09:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Colonel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever. I wonder who makes these?
2007-08-15 09:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by Raccoon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one i like that
2007-08-15 09:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it funny
2007-08-15 09:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by Maria 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋