A Great Scottish joke!!!?
Years ago during the invasion of Scotland, hundreds of English soldiers were lined up ready to invade the Scottish borders.
Then suddenly over the hilltop appeared a lone Scot, shouting come on, come and get me.
The English Leader quite outraged ordered one of his men to go and sort him out.
Minutes later lots of screams and yells were heard, then silence.
Up on the hilltop the lone Scot re-appears shouting come on, come and get me.
The English leader this time sends 10 men to sort him out.
Lots of screams and yells again are heard then silence.
The lone Scot appears back on the hilltop again shouting for someone to come and get him.
This time the English leader who is by now fuming mad sends 100 men.
Again lots of screams, clashing of swords, then silence, then over the hill appears an Englishman, covered in blood, he staggers down the hill, it's a trick he stammers, there's two of them.
It's an oldie, sorry if you heard it before!!
2007-08-15 02:12:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it!!!!
Too many bad ones. I liked this one.
A star for you, and a Rye for me.
2007-08-15 07:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Scottish Joke?! i doubt it somehow maybe a great english joke that has been changed & ruined by a scot
2007-08-15 10:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It was great.......when it was told about the Argentinians, and the Marines back in 1983
2007-08-15 09:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i herd it with an American Marine and the Taliban solders
go Marines
2007-08-15 09:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it? Thats not v funny unless I'm jus bein a typical blond!!
2007-08-15 09:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahha
that was a funny one...
its was a nice trick and way of fighting as well..
hahahahaha
:)
thanks for the laugh!!
2007-08-15 09:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by hinata 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny a star
2007-08-15 11:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unlike most of the jokes on here, that ones not bad, it made me laugh. nice one.
2007-08-15 10:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
had to read it twice to get it but very funny!
2007-08-15 10:18:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the first real joke of the day
2007-08-15 09:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋