On the first day of the new college term/year, the dean was addressing the students pointing out the rules.
The male dorm is out of bounds to all female students, and the female dorm is out of bounds to all male students. Anyone caught breaking these rules will be liable to fines. Being caught the first time will result in a fine of $20, the second time will incur a fine of $60, should you be caught 3 times, you will be fined $180, are there any questions?
DAGGER raised her hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
2007-08-15 00:16:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The prof. met me privately after class (looking to make a quick buck)and he told me it was $999.99, so I paid up.
He also told me that another boy, skyblue something (think it was a type of fish), asked him in the previous class for an UNLIMITED PASS to the female dorms. Don't know what for though.
2007-08-15 01:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, silly silly Dagger. thx for the laugh skyblue, star 4 ya, keep em coming;)
2007-08-15 04:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! that's soooo funny!!!
really clever!!!
10/10
one question- what's with the whole dagger buisiness? ummmm.....is it a character like little johnny????
if it is can you post some more dagger jokes???
lol!
cheers!!!
(really liked joke)
2007-08-15 00:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhahaha, i'm sure the response to your bit of frolick will be fun tonight.
2007-08-15 04:35:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahahahaa judging by the reply from dagger you better duck low cos the dagger's will be flying in your direction soon!!!!!
2007-08-15 03:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thts gd have a star keep the jokes coming
2007-08-15 00:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by i wish bob was my uncle dont you 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right i want a season pass too
2007-08-15 03:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Subsequent visits are costlier, she won't get any discount!
lol. great!
2007-08-15 00:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by aWellWisher 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch your back!
I'm planning!
2007-08-15 04:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahhaha
leave 'er alone
lol
2007-08-15 01:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋