2007-08-15 00:02:56 · 12 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best joke is
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it has been eaten.....
It's called wedding cake.
The worse one is
Hi mate. I need your advice, some bloke down the pub has offered me 8 venison legs for £50, is that two deer.
2007-08-20 04:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hands up !!!! This is a robberly !!!! Handsome guy move right. Pretty Gal move left. Ugly ones go to the centre. Hey You !!!! Yes You !!!!! Stop pretending to read the text messages. Go to the centre !!!!
And the best joke was the one I posted it here 2 weeks ago. It was banned by yahoo with a warning. If you ck out my name you may still find it and maybe you can try to click on the "show content". Just dont understand why they said I have violated the yahoo guidelines when I keep seeing more darring ones still.
2007-08-20 23:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-12 09:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is a blonde joke
A blonde guy was wondering why a brunette guy was getting all the girls
The blonde asked him, "how do you pick up all those chicks?"
The brunette responded with, "i put a potato in my pants"
The blonde realized his mistake, put a potato in his pants and went to a club only to get odd stares.
he went to the brunette in tears and asked him, "nobody likes it, whats wrong,"
The brunette replied in laughter, "you put the potatoe on the wrong side!"
2007-08-22 01:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by A.k.A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Van fell in the mud
2007-08-20 23:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by kid rock 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the best was that;
A clergy came drunk to church and while preaching he was enfasising on "Be Carefull" and 5minutes latter he stumbled on the closest christian. When he said "oh pliz am sorry", the xtian said "oh no its my fault. I should have been carefull when u said i should"
te worst;
oh i hate to tell it coz it was not good and may spoil ur day.
2007-08-15 00:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by Schezor 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Virgin when they txt me saying i had won a mobile phone six months ago still havn't got it.
2007-08-21 13:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Van fell in the mud - silly joke.!!!
2007-08-15 01:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"did you hear? aliens are coming to take all the sexy and good looking people away. don't worry! you are safe. i just texted to say good bye."
2007-08-18 05:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by flutterfly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
from the kids
can i borrow
my reply to them YES
2007-08-19 06:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋