She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
2007-08-14 23:49:17 · 10 answers · asked by punk'n'pretty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha......that's sooo funny!!!
i thought...heck, she is gonna get reported for abuse for this!!!
but its clean!!!
amazing how we always think the worst!!!
here's another-
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
Milking a cow!
Hehehe! You sicko.
cheers!!!
2007-08-15 00:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by maniac 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh got me! Funny how we always think gutter thoughts first .
2007-08-14 23:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by In so many words 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, I thought the poor thing was having a baby!!!!
2007-08-15 00:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
high on a mountain
all covered in grass
sat a bald headed eagle
scratchin his.......
don't get excited
don't be mislead
that bald headed eagle
was scratchin his head!
2007-08-14 23:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have read this one before.
2007-08-15 00:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm........think I better make that dentist appointment!
2007-08-14 23:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-15 05:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
maybe you should give maniac the best answer
2007-08-15 01:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-08-14 23:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..........really funny
thanx for the laugh
2007-08-15 00:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋