A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks,
"Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on
the weighing scales. It weighs three kilogrammes.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have
one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out
again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb
on the turkey. The scales now show four kilogrammes.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please."
2007-08-14 23:09:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl 10/10
2007-08-14 23:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-14 23:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-12 09:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by tine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny. It is funny because you think you know that the punchline is going to be she takes the 4kg one and you know that it is really only 3kg but you then find out that you were wrong so you laugh at yourself for your mistake.
It is the whole point of British humour - you laugh at yourself.
2007-08-14 23:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good for that butcher for trying to cheat.
2007-08-15 00:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-14 23:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by snapshotace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one beats the Irish for jokes - yes this is funny lol
2007-08-14 23:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny
2007-08-14 23:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by Philip B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke did put a smile on my face!!!:-)
gud keep posting such jokes!
2007-08-14 23:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by lilangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, very funny! And also teaches a lesson...when you practice to deceive.........you're gonna get busted!!!
2007-08-14 23:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋