A vet is making love to his wife when the phone rings. Being on duty he answers it and the client says, "I've got a dog and a bit*h humping on my doorstop; how can I stop them?"
The vet says, "Put a mobile phone next to them and ring it."
The client says, "And will that work?"
The vet says, "It just stopped me!"
2007-08-14 23:07:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again another good one lol
2007-08-15 05:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao if i was his wife i would turn the mobile off lol
2007-08-15 15:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats well funny. I will give you a star.
2007-08-15 07:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha I like this one :-) starred again!
2007-08-15 06:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great have a star
2007-08-16 18:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by jacqueline8269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-15 08:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh out loud!!
2007-08-15 06:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.!!!
Liked it so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!!
2007-08-15 08:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-15 07:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup! that is definitely funny!
2007-08-15 06:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋