Babyblue walked into the kitchen to find nemesis stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked
"Hunting flies", he responded
"Oh, killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on the beer can and 2 were on the phone."
2007-08-14 22:03:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
morning Phil, keep watching, lm gonna make you a star today
2007-08-14 22:14:37 · update #1
Hahahahahahaha, sounds like he's in for a good thrashing today matey, hahahahaha.
2007-08-15 04:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaa naaaaaahhh in this house the female fly's woulda been on the beer can's!!! I think nemesis must be getting a bit fuddled in his old age hahahahahaha
2007-08-14 23:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just got in from work! 16:00hrs.
Hey you've found my brain cell, three on the beer and two gossiping!
2007-08-15 04:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Star for you.
2007-08-15 04:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, here's a star.
2007-08-14 22:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good morning skybluecarp......Is it another day of good jokes,,,loved the one about the blond and the vacuum
Oh no! i can`t wait......
2007-08-14 22:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
but still a titter
hahaha
2007-08-14 22:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Keep 'em comin'
2007-08-14 22:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-14 22:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-08-14 23:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by fayem7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋