A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t speak aloud in pubic places about our s e x lives…
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”
2007-08-14 21:17:50 · 5 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL-I loved that one! -have a star. (I didn't get it at first, untill the end, so I had to read it again-lol)
2007-08-14 21:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude thats hilarious!
2007-08-14 21:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by ™oh..melissa! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilarious you certainly deserve a star!!
2007-08-14 21:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by comfy c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that's funny. i'm still laughing. =)
2007-08-14 21:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever! I like it!
2007-08-14 21:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Maria!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋