They keep insisting that I am the person whom their prophet had a vision of, that I'd be baptized on the 25th...
I'm not doing it...
2007-08-14 20:34:37 · 27 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just keep telling them, no. If they become really pushing call the authorities.
2007-08-14 20:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by gonecrazybacksooninky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like these guys are applying there own twist on selling mormonism. It's unusual for young men to take the initiate so boldly - they're probably following orders from the mission president to 'be aggressive'.
A call to their mission president will be required and you'll need to tell him no further contact will be tolerated; if ignored, file a complaint against the mission president and the 'corporation of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints.'
Perhaps a class-action suit will take the missionaries off the streets finally...
2007-08-15 03:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a plaque made and hung it right outside my door. They don't come around anymore. On it?
This is a clothing optional home. If nudity offends, then don't knock!
My children also wanted me to put a few well placed pair of hugemongous underwear in plain sight!
2007-08-14 21:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by bikerangelmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a sign out front that directs them to the back door. Rig a bucket of paint to spill from the roof when you press a button. When you hear a knock on the back door, time to press the button.
2007-08-14 20:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ipsulis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what my neighbor did when he kept getting calls and visits from Mormons... He answers his phone and the Mormon does his little spiel. Then he says "Yea, I'm sorry, but I've decided to renew my faith in Satan." He hasn't heard of them since. NOTE: He doesn't worship nor have anything to do with Satan, He's Roman Catholic.
2007-08-14 20:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anuolf 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put Beware of Dog sign on door (liability issues) and buy some dogs from Mike Vick. That should do the trick.
2007-08-14 20:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by johnnybelinda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Restraining order! Immediately. And I would not just make it the person who is harrassing you, I would find out what church they go to and have the memebers put on the restraining order if that's possible, because they might send someone else to harrass you.
2007-08-14 21:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Fee-Fee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go with the 'Call the Cops' approach.
Personally, you can also try doing stuff that they'd find 'sinful' to turn em off.
2007-08-14 20:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Otaku in Need 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they refuse to leave you alone, get their names and call the police. I Had fun acting like I was possessed by demons to get rid of them. One actually peed his pants as he hurried away.
2007-08-14 20:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by rose_vampiress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick up a bunch of JW literature and aggressively try to convert them.
2007-08-14 20:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋